Perfect Match S3E1: Louis and his small Ben need to vamose


 

Sandy and Louis are a match

Cody called Madison a “boss bitch”, and she was okay with it.

I don’t know if I liked that he used the word “bitch”. What happened to “boss lady”? Was it taken?

And he is already licking her legs.

I’ve got my eyes on you, Cody. I don’t trust you at all.

Poor Clayton is still hustling for a match.

I feel that after he shot his shot at Lucy so openly and lost, he would be the last one picked because the girls wouldn’t want to be his second option.

Juilette needs to go home. I don’t think her guy is in the villa.

Interrupting Madison’s conversation to get with Clayton is hmm.

Clayton wanted to match with Madison, but the itch in Juliette refused to allow it.

LOL.

Madison and Cody matched.

Clayton, you snooze, you lose, buddy.

Madison said she refused to match with Clayton because she doesn’t want to be somebody’s second option.

Yikes!

Juilette and Clayton matched as a friendship couple.

Madison called Cody “Clayton”

I bet that stung.

Juliette is asking Clayton about falling in love with a best friend.

Girl, I don’t think he sees it for you in that way. I doubt you are a friend, talk less of a best friend, who will become a lover.

Let’s manage our expectations.

Day 2

AD and Ollie can’t keep their hands off each other.

No wonder she is pregnant.

Clayton needs to relax and let things flow. The way he told Juilette, “we need to kiss now to get it over and done with” is so robotic.

Dude, chill and enjoy yourself.

Compatibility challenge

Did Madison just say that Cody’s mouth stinks?

Cody and Madison won. I hope he brushes his tongue before the date.

Cody said he is locked in with Madison.

Brotherman, what you need to be locked into is a tongue scraper.

Day 3

The Boardroom

Madison and Cody locked in Juilette with Carrington.

Back in the good old days of Love Island USA season 2, Carrington’s nickname on Twitter was “Hoeington“. So Imma pray for Juliette when it comes to this one.

Madison wants to pick a man for herself, and Cody never expererit.

Look at his face.

Cody said, “it wasn’t meant to be”

Bruv, she is only going on a date. She didn’t say she wanted to marry the new guy.

CHILL!

Louis called Madison “a snake”.

Dude, what?! From where to where?

Madison chose Freddie.

Yaaay! A friend for Ollie.

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